We decided to write a blog post on the top
ten ways we procrastinate mostly to see if we could reduce our procrastination
techniques to just ten, between the two of us. As I’m sure most of you know,
procrastination is an inevitable part of the work day and even more prevalent
among writers, forced to stare at a blank page instead of being given a list of
tasks. There are myriad activities that can consume our time, while away the
hours, prevent us from writing. So much so, that we’ve nearly turned procrastination
into an art form. Some days, it’s impressive we get any writing done at all considering
all the little projects we’ve managed to find ourselves embroiled in….
Okay, so here goes, never revealed before,
our top ten ways of procrastination. Promise not to laugh.
1.
Surfing the web. Granted, not
the most original way to avoid working but still, number one in our book.
However, we both have different ways and means of surfing. Stacy likes starting
off with a bit of news like TheNewYorkTimes.com, Gawker.com and Deadline.com (a
Hollywood news website). Then she’ll peek in on her favorite fashion sites:
GaranceDore.fr, TheSartorialist.com, Themanrepeller.com, Becauseimaddicted.com
and JakandJil.com. Sated, Stacy can then face the blank page. As for Valerie,
she also likes to start with the news, and then begin the long slide downhill
toward pop culture. She’s been known to stare at the “Stars, just like us”
pictures in People magazine for far too long. She likes to peruse recipe sites
for dinner ideas that generally never materialize, and the occasional YouTube
viral video will catch her eye. And then, hopefully, on to work, or possibly,
lunch…
2.
Lunch. This is a huge time
waster and yet, one of the most important parts of the day. First comes the
decisions. What to make? Do we have the ingredients? Do we need to pop out to
the store (an excellent procrastination technique for neophiles)? And then,
there is the actual making of the lunch. The chopping, the cooking, the
cleaning. Lunch can be a pretty elaborate affair for the both of us as we like
to reward ourselves with a yummy lunch after a morning of serious procrastination.
3.
Snacks. Similar to lunch. Same
questions arise. But the timing varies. Usually snacks happen an hour or two
after lunch and are, hopefully, a reward for some actual writing. Snacks can
involve cooking (tea anyone?), blending (smoothies) or just simply a thorough
search of the pantry (popcorn, please).
4.
Kids. Ahhh, the children. Stacy
has three. Valerie has one and they are indeed, genius time sucks. First there
are sick children, home from school who must be cuddled with, checked on, cooked
for, etc. Then there are children who get sick at school and thereby must be
picked up from school and brought home. This can mean an entire work day falls
by the wayside. And finally, there are just the everyday, run of the mill
children issues that allow us to procrastinate for huge swaths of time.
Children come home from school and interrupt the writing (when it’s actually,
finally going well) or, when it’s not going well, we’re dying to chat with
them, after not seeing them all day. And maybe even play a game of Yahtzee
before getting back to work.
5.
Social networking. We maintain
we’re doing it to help with our book sales, keep in touch with our readers, but
the truth is, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest can all be wildly addictive
and we’re incredibly susceptible to getting sucked in for hours.
6.
Cleaning/House stuff. We both
work at home and while we have home offices that are set apart from the rest of
the house, it is nearly impossible not to get drawn into tidying up the TV room
upon passing it by en route to the kitchen, or rearranging the entire living
room.
7.
On-line shopping. We think this
deserves its own category as it’s not quite surfing the web and it’s certainly
not social networking. We both have our favorite sites and can’t help popping
in during the day to see what’s new on Shopbop.com, LaGarconne.com or
Netaporter.com. Also, there are a number of sites that offer daily sales (like Gilt.com
or, for housewares, Onekingslane.com) at specific times of day and, let’s be
honest, who can resist a good bargain?
8.
Friends. Especially other
writers. They’re always popping up on email or iChat or by text to say hello,
tell us how they’re blocked or just offer up any and all previously unexpressed
thoughts. And what kind of people would we be if we turned down our friends,
when they’re in need?
9.
The significant other. The
checking in with the hubby (in Stacy’s case) or the fiancée (in Val’s case) to
see how their day is going, what time they’re getting home. Chat about date
night, weekend plans, vacation plans. Although, in both our cases, our men seem
to be less interested in procrastinating and it can be tricky to try and tie
them up for a while. They tend to resist the pull, damn them…
10. Bills. They’re always hanging around, piling up. And sometimes,
right in the middle of the day, just when the writing is getting arduous, it’s
a good time to take a break and make sure the electricity is staying on.
11. Siesta. See?? We couldn’t stop at ten, much as we tried. However,
the daytime, head on the desk nap is quite rare but when we allow it, it can be
joyous. Nothing so sublime as finally allowing our eyes to shut after forcing
them to stare at a computer screen for hours. But the nap, like kids, can
really allow the day to get away from us so we resist it at every turn, which
is where snacks, on-line shopping, friends, the significant other and bills can
really be helpful…
Seriously though, we do actually work. A
lot. We just also happened to have found a number of brilliant ways to waste
time. Can we help it if we’re multi-talented? Hope you guys enjoy reading FROM
WHAT I REMEMBER as much as we enjoyed writing it!
xoxo
Comments
lord knows I should be writing reviews right now... haha.
Thanks for sharing this with us!